Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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