I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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