Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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