You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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