It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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