I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You took a bar mat shot.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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