Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
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Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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