he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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