I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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