i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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