Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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