Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I'm at about main and main street
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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