i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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