in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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