like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
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I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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