at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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