this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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