The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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