that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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