Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Come see our sink grown plant.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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