you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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My breasts were aching with rage.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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