i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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