Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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