Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
