What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
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guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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