i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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