When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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