Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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