3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
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man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
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Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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