okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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