Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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