He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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