HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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