White coat. Heels.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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