Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
my being single is dangerous.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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