butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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