The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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