Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
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dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
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do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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