Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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