that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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