Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
