so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
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We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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