"it" just moved
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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