I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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