Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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