It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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