It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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