Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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