I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
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