whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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