Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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