I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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