She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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