I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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