Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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