YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
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I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Drunk is a universal language darling
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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